K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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