She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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