Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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