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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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