youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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