I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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