it wasn't lemon gatorade
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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