I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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