I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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