im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
