why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
How does one acquire holy water?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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