that's an acceptable place to lick
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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