...so i touched it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Randomize
