Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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