I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
