got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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