You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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