It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
There are leaves in my underwear?
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