I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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