Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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