Whats the glycemic index on semen?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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