does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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