Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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