Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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