My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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