my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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