Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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