If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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