I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh god it's open bar.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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