so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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