fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm always down for nudity.
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