seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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