It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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