Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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