Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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