the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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