i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just google imaged poop.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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