when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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