Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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