oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
