You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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