which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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