Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
from now on my penis is your penis
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
