There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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