Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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