Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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