How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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