He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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