Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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