I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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