She's JV to your varsity
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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