I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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