My brain says no but my pants say off.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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