if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
did you just send me my own nude
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
