She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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